Look ta chris daniels at some point what do you see. No not his becautiful eytes that seem to succ you in as they swirl in infinite beauty; his beard.

Now das really good. mow look at a picture of god, just google him or sth idk,. LOOK AT THE BEARDS OK? They're basically the sameamirite now please tell me that CHRIS(T) DANIELS IS NOT GOD????

"Thank you sixth formers" -Chris Daniels on launch day 2017

please notice the striking imilarity to Jesus Christ himselr the christioan deitty. Notice that his name is CHRIS = CHRIS + The cross = CHRIST Omg it's so obvious you guys wake up.